"i'll be back."

For realz, yo.

I’m actually really stoked on our big family trip with all my uncles, aunts, and cousins to Victoria tomorrow for the weekend. We’re going to surprise my uncle who lives there for his 60th birthday.

It’s gonna be a real good time, especially seeing some of the family that I don’t get to see as much.

Anyways, hope everyone has a good time this weekend…. but without me around, you’ll just have to try to make the best of it. =D

i saw someone who's gonna conquer the world in 20 years on the bus today

  • Six-year-old boy: What's a decameter again?
  • Six-year-old girl (aka Future World Leader): It's like a unit of length that indicates ten meters. Geez.
  • Six-year-old boy: Oh yeah.
  • Six-year-old girl (aka Future World Leader): I showed you it in the dictionary. Remember?
  • Six-year-old boy: Oh yeah. Can't we make it easier and just call it.... a "Dec."?
  • Six-year-old girl (aka Future World Leader): No, silly. "Dec." is December. "Dam" is decameter.
  • Six-year-old boy: Oh, right....
  • Six-year-old girl (aka Future World Leader): Geez, pay attention when I teach you or you'll never be half as smart as me!

Work Rant

Honestly, do you have a raccoon up your ass?

You have been doing nothing but giving me shit the past week or so. I don’t get it, because we used to get along really well. Not like we were friends, but we were cool with each other.

Now, it’s like you wanna bitch at me all day in your arrogant, immature way.

Well, have fun doing that while you can. In ten years, I’ll make more money in a year than you can in five. Not that money is the only thing that matters in life, but in your case, I’ll be glad to shove it in your face.

Hope you all had a lovely Guy Fawkes Day!

Hope you all had a lovely Guy Fawkes Day!

Your objective: to find all the examples of “fail” in this photo.

Your objective: to find all the examples of “fail” in this photo.

old women are pervs!

  • (The following took place at work today, with me as the cashier)
  • Me: *drops a customer's change on the floor* Oh, I'm sorry, let me pick those coins up for you.
  • Elderly Woman Customer: No, I can do it.
  • Me: You sure?
  • Elderly Woman Customer: Yes, I never have a problem bending over for money.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
commonly attributed to jon hammond
kirbee:

whitewinesangria:

princessariel:

poofybird:

thecurrents:

myloveplease:

hazelweatherfield: allknots: likeneelyohara: mliaverage: jordychristine:





Please reblog this to help strike a blow against pediatric cancer. I will post on Sunday exactly how much I’ve raised by doing this!








this is great!

kirbee:

whitewinesangria:

princessariel:

poofybird:

thecurrents:

myloveplease:

hazelweatherfield: allknots: likeneelyohara: mliaverage: jordychristine:

Please reblog this to help strike a blow against pediatric cancer. I will post on Sunday exactly how much I’ve raised by doing this!

this is great!

Kim Deal, back in the day.
I woulda married her if I was around at the time!

Kim Deal, back in the day.

I woulda married her if I was around at the time!

Dusty Springfield, one of the great female pop singers ever. Supremely talented and simply gorgeous.
What’s not to like?

Dusty Springfield, one of the great female pop singers ever. Supremely talented and simply gorgeous.

What’s not to like?

Reason #33232 of why it’s indisputable that Hollywood is running out of ideas for original filmmaking.
Read it and weep. That’s right. A FACEBOOK MOVIE.
And Justin Timberlake’s in it.
Yup, that sudden chill that you’re feeling is due to hell freezing over.

Reason #33232 of why it’s indisputable that Hollywood is running out of ideas for original filmmaking.

Read it and weep. That’s right. A FACEBOOK MOVIE.

And Justin Timberlake’s in it.

Yup, that sudden chill that you’re feeling is due to hell freezing over.

Saw Zombieland today, after months of anticipating it.
It was well worth it. Such a damn good movie. Oh sure, maybe the whole “zombie” thing is getting a little overdone and such, but oh well. As Tallahassee says, “you gotta enjoy the little things”.

Saw Zombieland today, after months of anticipating it.

It was well worth it. Such a damn good movie. Oh sure, maybe the whole “zombie” thing is getting a little overdone and such, but oh well. As Tallahassee says, “you gotta enjoy the little things”.

why i love the skytrain

The Skytrain is a funny mode of transportation. A lot of time it’s because the people who ride it are hilarious.

Case in point: about a week ago when I was going around town.

I was sitting and minding my own business when some strung-out guy starts walking around the Skytrain car, loudly talking to everyone he passed as he made his way down the Skytrain.

He was asking everyone either, “McCain or Obama?” or “Bush or Obama?”, asking which we preferred politically, I guess.

Anyway, after asking about twenty people one of these questions, one intelligent dude finally says, “You know, it might make more sense in Canada to ask, ‘Ignatieff or Harper?’”

The strung-out dude looks confused for a second, but he quickly recovers, saying, “Yeah, man, I read what ya sayin’.”

Strung-out dude turns around and starts striding down the Skytrain again.

Next thing we all hear is, “Harper or Obama?”

I swear, you had to be there. To see twenty-five random strangers laughing their heads off at that.

The NHL is baaaaaaaackkkk.
The puck drops today on the regular season. Welcome to the league, John Tavares and Victor Hedman, and welcome back to all the rest of our familiar ice warriors.
It’s been too long!

The NHL is baaaaaaaackkkk.

The puck drops today on the regular season. Welcome to the league, John Tavares and Victor Hedman, and welcome back to all the rest of our familiar ice warriors.

It’s been too long!

something about some spezza guy (on msn)

  • Me: so guess who has spezza in our hockey pool
  • Chantel: you?
  • Me: yes :D that's right
  • Chantel: [high] five~proud of you
  • Me: ahhaa